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World-Renowned Fezzicist discovers that reality really is made up of tiny furry particles called Fezzotropes

Submitted by Devilscatqueen on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 23:50.

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Fezzology student and world-renowned fezzicist, Fezziwig Lucifer, was pleased to discover that she is not only the center of the universe but The universe itself. Her recent breakthroughs proved the existence of fezzotropes as that which comprises the essence of all things. She paused for a photo and the opportunity to say, "I told you so. I knew it all along. Now go tend to my litter."

World-Renowned Fezzicist discovers that reality really is made up of tiny furry particles called Fezzotropes

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Submitted by spiral raven on Sat, 09/20/2008 - 01:09.

Lucinda Lourdes Gwin (aka Lucy), the famous Bayesian Lucian noted in today's lecture "On the Possibility of Knowledge of the Existence of Fezzotropes" that since Fezzi's evidence claims are in fact contingent statements, "We can't merely apply a simple rule of conditionalization. This is because simple conditionalization assigns a probability of one to Fezzi's evidence claims (C) for the existence of fezzotropes (F), and no serious philosopher, scientist or Fezzologer would do such a thing. We have to take into account the probability of Fezzi's evidence claims being false. Put formally: Pr(F)=Pr(F/C)xPr(C)-Pr(F/~C)xPr(~C). Now, if it is likely that Fezzi's evidence claims are true, Pr(~C) is going to be very small, so this will not hinder support for F. However, there may still be a problem when we consider how likely the claims of Mitzography are." At the end of her lecture today Lucy collapsed to the floor and was quoted as saying, "I need a snack."

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Submitted by spiral raven on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 05:39.

Fezzi...of course you are correct!

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